Okay peeps, as I mentioned in one of last weeks post, I was not going to be around for the week due to surgery.

For years now, I’ve been having pain during my cycle, and after seeing a gynie back in August, he told me the likely cause was endometriosis. Where the lining of the uterus grows outside of itself into your other organs.

Fucking great, I thought, and decided to pay for the surgery instead of waiting on the public list.

Now, I had a laparoscopy, which means they blew me up with gas to open my stomach and body. So essentially I looked like Octomum when she was pregnant.

They then stuck a teeny tiny tube into my belly button, shoved a camera inside and had a good look around at my privates.

After scraping that thing around inside of me, while I was lying naked on the table with strangers all around, they saw nothing wrong with me and sent me to recovery. Where I lay like a drunken sailor for an hour or so, without undies and without vomiting. Although I was quite dizzy and got panadol for the pain I did not yet feel.

So off I was wheeled into the day stay area of the hospital I had to pay for and there I lay, dizzy as a nutter after spinning around 100 times. After awhile I got up to be wheel chaired into the toilet but ended up throwing up instead. So back into the day stay area I went and sat on a jason recliner in pain.

After munching on some toast and sandwiches for hours, and bleeding out of my privates, my gorgeously gorgeous husband, Michael Weatherly took me home to nurse me back to health.

Two days later I called my doctor to find out what the prob was and he was in surgery so I awaited his call in pain. Turns out, THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!!!

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!

I PAID FOR THE DOCTOR AND THE HOSPITAL JUST TO FIND OUT THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!

Anyhoo, turns out, all the pain I’ve been getting during my cycle is not to do with my privates and that was a big fat waste of money and pain. But at least I know there’s nothing wrong with me.

Let me tell you people, if you need a laparoscopy, don’t have it on your stomach. The pain is atrocious!!!!