This is Australia.

Half of the country is raging heat and bushfires, West Australia and South Australia, and the rest is under water.

Cyclone weather sucks. They start in far north Queensland and the flood water is gushing down the country with speed that would make your head spin. The water’s gone from far north to Brisbane, the capital, in a matter of days. Brissie will get it today, and it’s sure to keep going to the Gold Coast and down through New South Wales.