Always have spare batteries in your house, car or bag. You never know when you’ll need them for your vibrator!
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When did a head job become a blow job? When men started doing them!
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Always carry a pair of handcuffs in your bag. You never know what you’ll need them for!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK!
Cleo magazine had an article last year titled – MEN, SEX & YOU…..and all those akward complications inbetween. So I’m stealing the story to give to you. The story was…
QUOTE OF THE WEEK!
If you’re going through hell, say hi to Satan for me!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK!
You can wax all you like, but the hair will still grow back!
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You can clean yourself thoroughly, but your scent will still remain!
QUOTE OF THE WEEK!
You can’t have sex in tight undies! Keep them loose so you can pull them aside!