SOME DAYS ARE JUST A TOTAL WASTE OF MAKE UP!
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DON’T BOTHER CLAIMING TO BE AUSTRALIAN IF YOU DON’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE. WE DON’T WANT OR NEED HAS-BEEN AUSSIES BLEATING ON ABOUT “THEIR COUNTRY” WHEN THEY HAVEN’T LIVED HERE…
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WHEN YOU’RE BUGGERED INSIDE AND OUT, UNPLUG THE PC, TURN OFF THE PHONE, SHUT OUT THE WORLD AND LET YOURSELF UNWIND!
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WHEN YOU’RE PROPOSING TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND, DON’T GIVE HER YOUR MOTHER’S RING. ESPECIALLY IF IT’S FULL OF BAD KARMA LIKE PRINCESS DIANA’S. Need I say more? …
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WHEN YOU BUY A NEW BED, MAKE SURE IT’S DELIVERED THE SAME DAY! Coz mine bloody well hasn’t been. It’s been a week now and I’m still waiting……….
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WHEN YOU’RE THE HOST OF A TV SHOW AND HAVE TO ANNOUNCE A WINNER, MAKE SURE YOU DON’T BALLS IT UP BY ANNOUNCING THE WRONG WINNER. …
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I COLLECT MEN LIKE I COLLECT JEWELLERY. THEY’RE NICE TO LOOK AT AND NICE TO WEAR, THEN WHEN I’M DONE I PUT THEM BACK IN THEIR DRAWER. …
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WHEN YOU’RE THE LEADER OF A COUNTRY AND YOUR DEPUTY STABS YOU IN THE BACK, DON’T THEN BACKSTAB THE ONE PERSON WHO PUBLICLY STOOD UP FOR YOU. YOUR…