Ever since Katherine Middleton became engaged to William Windsor the female population of England took notice of what she wore. Were we happy for William after what he had been through?  Sure. Did that mean we should have suddenly started imitating his future wife? No. I get it, really, I do. She’s essentially taken over […]

Of course I could spin some story about zombies really existing because it was reported in some tiny backwater country that a virus had gotten out and was making people eat each other and then jump up and say, April Fool’s Day. Or I could pinch and punch you because it’s the first day of the month but then I […]